If you're bungee jumping and you're at the very bottom of the jump where you're about to launch back up, and a dude name Ted is nearby and he looks over at you, and you are wearing this shirt, then he would be able to read "REVIVE" on this shirt...

 HEY HEY MAMA SAY THE WAY YOU MOVE GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT GONNA MAKE YOU GROVE! ... just lyrics about an orange grove I'm thinking about growing. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH...

Sometimes skeletons need pizza but it's warm out. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE DRY LOW **ATTENTION** Please be aware that if you live in...

 One time my English teacher dared me to grow up and make a shirt that looked like an old Force shirt ... well boom, I succeeded, English teacher. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH...

 Some days you don't eat Tacos. For those days there is Pizza. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN BLACK TEE SHIRT WITH WHITE LETTERING  SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE...

 Kiss the memory of your elbows goodbye because this shirt once its on you is here to stay! ... ok you can actually take it off but you won't want to. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH...

This shirt is perfect for everyone except cacti. Seriously if you're a cactus throw your shirt ambitions out the window. Not gonna work out for you. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH...

 No one in their right mind would ever try to eat a cloud.  SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE DRY LOW **ATTENTION** Please be aware...

Buy this shirt then check your mail box! You might have gotten something! SOFT 100% COTTON SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS   MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE DRY LOW **ATTENTION** Please be...

A girl named Ramona one time stepped on Will Smith's foot. She was not wearing this shirt ... probably not a coincidence. Get this shirt. Save Will Smith's foot. SOFT 100% COTTON SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH...

How much would it suck if you had to charge your clothes like you charge your cell phone? "Hey guys, I gotta go home, my underwear are about to die." SOFT 100% COTTON SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE...

Can't stand having your shoulders covered? Look no further! SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE DRY LOW **ATTENTION** Please be aware that if you...

If you bought this shirt and a surfboard then learned how to surf, you'd totally be a surfer. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE DRY...

We heard you guys liked playing pool so we made a pocket tee. SOFT 100% COTTON IT IS SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE DRY LOW **ATTENTION** Please be aware that if...

This shirt works underwater! SOFT 100% COTTON SOFT AND GREAT TO SKATE IN SIZING CHART IN PHOTOS  MACHINE WASH WITH LIKE COLORS NORMAL CYCLE ONLY TUMBLE DRY LOW **ATTENTION** Please be aware that if you live in the EU you may be charged a...

C'est écrit en français! The shirt is 100% ring-spun cotton. It's soft and light, very comfortable and great to skate in! **ATTENTION** Please be aware that if you live in the EU you may be charged a VAT tax upon import. Please consult...

 Who would have thought that you would have read this sentence? LOL.   **ATTENTION** Please be aware that if you live in the EU you may be charged a VAT tax upon import. Please consult your local post office to see the rate for your country...

 Too many people go through life thinking so much about laundry. OK that was a lie, nobody overthinks laundry, but this shirt rules. get it.   The shirt is 50% cotton 50% polyester. It's soft and light, very comfortable and great to skate...